My name is Queen Delilah and I come from a land far, far away. Really I do. But my mother says, "Really you don't, Delilah, darling." In the land where Delilah comes from, she wears sparkly shoes and a golden crown, and girooffs and rhinoceroos come to assembly. Delilah's teacher doesn't believe her, but never mind. Delilah knows that she's the queen and she's the top of the class!